NanoFictionary - Some Of Your Stories
The Quick Sale
By Russell Weiser
Guy in the apartment upstairs, the
Homeless person with a compelling sign, the
Little black cat, the
Super-evolved sentient broccoli, the
Shopping mall, just before closing, the
Up in the sky
Terrible accident involving food, A
Duct tape saved the day again.
Earth was totally destroyed., the
- I was out for a walk and a saw a homeless person with a sign. The front of the sign was blank. The back of the
sign said, "Ask me about what happened". So I asked, and the homeless person told me that one week ago, he had been
shopping at the mall, just before closing, and all of a sudden heard the voice that he recognized as the guy from the
apartment upstairs, whom he'd never actually seen. He looked around and didn't see the guy anywhere. He did, however,
see a little black cat, which beckoned him to follow. He followed the cat to the cafeteria where the cat, upset that
people were only giving it milk (which it couldn't digest because it was lactose intolerant), started throwing the
saucers at people and yelling "Got cow?" Not wanting to get hit by any food, I began to leave the mall. As soon as
I got outside, I heard the voice of the guy from the apartment above mine again. I looked all around and discovered
that the voice was coming from above me - up in the sky! I looked up and discovered that the guy wasn't really a guy,
but was in fact a super-evolved sentient broccoli, with the evil intent to destroy the Earth! As the Earth was being
destroyed, I ran and quickly sold my house, cars, and everything else in exchange for the world's supply of duct tape,
which I used to repair the planet (of which I was very fond) and saved the day!
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