Friday, the 13th<br>
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Today's To-do list.<br>
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Skydive without a parachute.<br>
Detonate a small thermonuclear device.<br>
Play alternate personality in a game of Russian Roulet.<br>
Stare directly into the sun.<br>
Eat quiche.<br>
Go on an airline crash diet.<br>
Get sacraficed to a volcano.<br>
Gasp in deep space.<br>
Eat pufferfish.<br>
Drink Mexican water.<br>
Watch Barney the dinosaur.<br>
Drown.<br>
Eat bad caviar.<br>