Friday, the 13th

Today's To-do list.

Skydive without a parachute.
Detonate a small thermonuclear device.
Play alternate personality in a game of Russian Roulet.
Stare directly into the sun.
Eat quiche.
Go on an airline crash diet.
Get sacraficed to a volcano.
Gasp in deep space.
Eat pufferfish.
Drink Mexican water.
Watch Barney the dinosaur.
Eat bad caviar.