This is a window.<br>
Idiots tend to hang around outside windows.<br>
Windows are made of glass.<br>
Glass is made from sand.<br>
Sand comes from the beach.<br>
The idiots that hang around outside windows are therefor, by definition, sons and daughters of beaches.<br>

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