food medley as performed in 1985
[thanks to "Happy Steve" Chai (happy@cmu.edu) for contributing info to
 this song]

[parody of "Doctor! Doctor!" by The Thompson Twins]
Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor,
And his name is Bernie, Bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
I'm feelin' pretty dismal.

Doctor, doctor,
And his name is Bernie, Bernie.
Oh, doctor, doctor,
Where's my Pepto Bismol?