Spores

Note #1: Any lyrics in italics are sung by Vicky Forster.
Note #2: Any lyrics in boldface are sung by both John & Vicky Forster.

Lyrics:

When men and women fall in love
It's mutual destruction

It's noone's fault
It's just our faulty
Mode of reproduction

Nature gave the Boston Fern
A better way to live. I'm dreamin'
What if men and women
Had the fern alternity

Spores
Spores

Spores, floating free
Tiny airborn particles of ecstacy
From some unknown man who's many miles from me
That's how love should be

When you're lonely, step outdoors
Let his thingies penetrate your pores
No need to wonder if he's "Mr. Right", or if he snores
I wish that love were spores

Spores, in the air
You could date a girl and never leave your chair
Or have every women at the county fair
And still have spores to spare

On a breeze toward foreign shores
Proud and potent sail my conquerors
And every minute and a half or so, another scores
I wish that love were spores

Peaceful coexistance
From a distance
Total satisfaction
Zero interaction
Zero interaction
Zero Interaction
Zero Interaction
Zero
Inter
Action
Inter
Action
Action
Action
Action
Action
Action
Action
(screaming)
(coughing)

Kids would be born
They could hatch from pods
Or grow like stalks of corn
And the men could care for them 'till they were grown
Though nothing's etched in stone

What a boon to all mankind
If we took to mating on the blind
And people everywhere had only one thing on their mind
Spores
Spores
Spores
Spores

I wish
How I wish
That love were spores



Spores is the fifth (5th) song on the "Helium" album. It is an original song by John Forster.

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