Type A (Be-Bop Version)

by John Forster


The CEO of an S&L was a class A SOB
His MO went from PDQ through ASAP
By the way, totally type A

Now this CEO, his S&L
It's P&L NG
FDIC real PO'd
Ditto SEC

S&L gonna fail
FBI on his trail
Time to bail, type A

Coppin' Z's {in} BVDs
4 AM he wakes
His head aches like TNT
Anxiety, the shakes

This is not PMS
Better call EMS
Hurry up EMS
We got a type A

Now, EMS takes the BQE
North on FDR
29th street, NYU
Straight to the ER

They give the guy a CAT
An MRI, an EKG
By the by
They notice he's type A

Not B, not Q, not R, not S
But big time A, IE the guy's a mess

He has TB, he has VD
He has BO, PU
His EEG is not OK
Which KOs his IQ

Two RNs, one MD
All agree it's RIP
Unless he can learn to be
Type B

The RX from his MD
Was mainly R&R
Some NFL, some PLJ
Some G&S, some T&A
Some Doe Ray Me, some TLC
He'll soon be up to par

Though you feel A OK
You could be DOA
Unless you learn to be
Type B



Type A is the tenth (10th) song on the "The Official Bootleg Album" album. It is an original song by John Forster.

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