"Livin' La Vida Cookya" by Travis Barnes



She's in the super kitchen
Ready to cook your soul
I got a new suspicion
This girl's gonna kill us all

She's into new sensations
Cooking meals by candlelight
She's got a weird fixation
For giving me a fight

She'll go and cut and your nose off
And serve you flour that is plain
And if you do not like that
Then she'll feed you horse's grain
So ya better not complain

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida cookya
She'll feed you pig's snout
She's livin' la vida cookya
Her lips are going grey
And your skin well that's and entre
She'll cook you no doubt
She's livin' la vida cookya
She's livin' la vida cookya

Woke up in new york city
In a funky restaurant
Cooked my heart and she charged me money
What sneaky little stunt

She'll never serve you water
And makes you order french campagne
But if you like some water
Then its out into the rain
Mouth under a drain

Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida cookya
She'll feed you pig's snout
She's livin' la vida cookya
Her lips are going grey
And your skin well that's and entre
She'll cook you no doubt
She's livin' la vida cookya



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