"Tarot Reader Cause Alarm" by Judy Harmon

That Miss Cleo reads de deck
Yeah man, yeah man, oh
She makin' you be nervous wreck
Yeah man, yeah man, oh
She see if you cheat, or steal or tell lies
Lose your trust, job go bust
Or your love go bye-bye
That Miss Cleo reads de deck
Yeah man, yeah man, oh

Our Miss Cleo reads de deck
Go girl, go girl, go
She scare you much, but what the heck
Go girl, go girl, go
Is your mojo bad, is your love life true
Where she get that stuff she
Be always tellin' you
Our Miss Cleo reads de deck
Go girl, go girl, go

Wise Miss Cleo reads de deck
Sweeties, love you so
She make hair raise on back your neck
Sweeties, love you so
Where she really come from, we scared to know
And where the heck do she
Get all those funky clothes
Wise Miss Cleo reads de deck
Sweeties, love you so

Smooth Miss Cleo reads de deck
Call me, call me now
Can be no question she neglect
Call me, call me now
Knows the things you hide, blabs them far and wide
If you're home, dial the phone
And she will be your guide
Smooth Miss Cleo reads de deck
Call me, call me now



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