"Ten Lockers" by Marc Alperin

NOTE: Lyrics in (PARENTHESES) are background lyrics.


Are lockers made in Brooklyn?
'Cause in Brooklyn they're widely used
Anyway, they're in my school
And I think they're pretty cool
But there's one thing that bothers me

I locked my locker
And then my friend's
And after each one I
Turned the dials

Another lock
And then another
And after each one then
I turned the dials again

I locked 4 more
(1,2,3,4)
And then 4 more
(4,3,2,1)

And after each one then
I turned the dials again
It bothers me
Can't figure it out
How many lockers can you lock in one period?

Is it 90
Or 3,000
Who can figure
Out the toll

(Oh these lockers have got me loony)
(With their locks
And their numbers)

Let nobody leave this homeroom
while the answer remains unclear

Just to assure we get it right
I'll run it by you again

I locked my locker
And then my friend's
And after each one I
Turned the dials

Another lock
And then another
And after each one then
I turned the dials again

I locked 4 more
(1,2,3,4)
And then 4 more
(4,3,2,1)

And after each one then
I turned the dials again
It bothers me
Can't figure it out
How many lockers can you lock in one period?



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