"My Baby's In Love With Harry Potter" by Ryan Milbauer

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw his face in that old bookstore
She says the way he flies his Nimbus is really sexy
She thinks he's so multidimensional and very lucky
She likes his broomstick and his green-eyed stare
Yeah, she even likes his ridiculous black hair

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's all crazy 'bout that Harry Potter
Once she was mine, but now I'd better have forgot her
'Cause my baby's in love with Harry Potter

Now, lots of times I see him, well, he looks so Grim
I guess it really must suck to be a big star like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press
But my girl can't get enough of his shining demeanor
Like he's some big tortured genius and I'm some kinda wiener

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's got a thing for that Harry Potter
Just because You-Know-Who killed his mother
Now my baby's in love with Harry Potter

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Harry Potter
Head over heels for that Harry Potter
I can't believe it, she says there's no one hotter
Now my baby's in love with Harry Potter

I knew we were headin' for apocalypse
When she caught me hangin' out at the Three Broomsticks
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the gifted, scarred, kindhearted, slythy-hated
Hero for the second magic generation

Well, I'm not in Gryffindor and I don't play Quidditch
And there is nothing that rhymes with Quidditch
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, just how jealous she'll get, we'll see
When I start stalking Granger, Hermione

Well, my baby's in love with Harry Potter
She's all crazy 'bout that Harry Potter
Once she was mine but now I'd better have forgot her
'Cause my baby's in love with

I said I said I said my baby's in love with Harry Potter
Why'd she have to fall for that Harry Potter
If she wants to leave me, I guess that he's got her
'Cause my baby's in love with Harry Potter



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