NOTE: Lyrics in (PARENTHESIS) are sung in a round.
- Parody Title : The Lion & His Uzi
- Original Song Title : The Lion & The Unicorn
- Original Artist Title : Ed Harris
The lion and the unicorn are fighting for the crown
The lion pulls out his Uzi and shoots the unicorn down
The lion has a silver gun, the unicorn's bleeding golden blood
Once a year they came to fight, on a cold and dreary night
Some give them bandages and some give them gauze
And some will give them Uziiiiiiiiiiiiiis, to shoot each other down
(The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown
The lion pulled out an Uzi and shot the Unicorn down!)
(The blood and the bullets together make a mighty ring
We talk about our guns and we all begin to shoot.)
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