"Get Yourself" by John Kupitz

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity to save all of Middle-Earth in one moment.
Would you capture it, or would you just let it slip.

Yo, his feet are hairy, he's weak, the ring's heavy
Now Gollum's right behind, he's wary
Ents are met in the forest
And some big orcish freak after Pip and Merry
But Treebeard, he kills the orc, they escape barely
And he's so tall, an oddball, like a wall
He makes an Ent call and his friends join the brawl
Saruman, "How?" Everybody's ragin' now
The orcs are drown, Ents win tower Pow!
And now here comes Aragorn who? Son of Arathorn
Through forest Fangorn, he slew an orc with horns
He knew it'd be easy with who Gandalf's back and he flew on Shadowfax
In his new bright white rags and he's cool, he knows Isengaurd's through
And he's glad for his crew, but now it's back to these two, what's new?

That's when it's back to face Mordor, and Sam, well the dork swore he'd stand
By Frodo for the chore at hand

You better get yourself to Mt. Doom, you hobbit, you got it
You better never lose it Frodo. You only get one shot, men fought for this ring before
And now the enemy wants to end your lifetime

Gandalf's making, his way to see a king, where Wormtongue's manipulating
Our poor king, he may be older, but not over
He's sure his flight's the right thing, but is it smart so
Fast the mass departure, so pass the clan's armor, protect Rohan's daughters
From Saruman's monsters, their faster and stronger

Past the land bands of orcs have gone farther
Helm's Deep stands taller
Elve friends come and offer a hand, the plan's better
But man can't stand masking the fact their outnumbered
So sit back relax, cuz the task is upon 'em
The bad guys want to attack, arrows shower
They moved on to the next attack and stack the fat track the grand ladders
But that does not matter
Dwarf axe starts to hack and crack backs, and snap partner, Cuz Gimli is on.

You better get yourself to Mt. Doom, you hobbit, you got it
You better never lose it Frodo. You only get one shot, men fought for this ring before
And now the enemy wants to end your lifetime

Now let's swing to the thing, this powerful ring Frodo undergoin' torture while the wraiths are on wings
They were on horses in the beginning, and once they were kings
Tried to find him, and kill him, but he's got Sting
And Sam's whinin' about dinin' without fire
Best believe Gollum is not from the Shire
He's insane small fry, the sad liar
Cuz he pines, and he cries it's all mine all
Mine and he can't decide, the right time to, crime against Gamgee
Precious it calls us, we fuss tricksy mastuh
Smeagol can't kill you, maybe he won't have tuh
Frodo betrayed, Gollum's feelings are hurt
But we're talking about murder tryin' to feed 'em to her and
Shelob needs her dessert, since her
Big scene, bein a spider wants hobbits inside her, web's like iron, lighter
Shines like fire (screamin' on her)
Frodo wants to retire, this scene is not, in this brilliant film's plot
It's got, to be waitin' for the third to be shot
When Frodo Baggins gets caught. This evil Gollum has brought

Precious is his only true companion, Sam is not
Frodo love you but the ring has got to know
I cannot let go of what I sought
So here we go it's my shot, Shelob fail me not, Cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better get yourself to Mt. Doom, you hobbit, you got it
You better never lose it Frodo. You only get one shot, men fought for this ring before
And now the enemy wants to end your lifetime



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