"Little Green String Bean" by John Kupitz

I hate it, yes its true, I can't even take it
And I won't eat it, I won't eat it now
'Cuz I've seen how they make it

Don't wanna, don't wanna eat any sheep, you see why not
No chicken, poultry, or beef, or even cod
And it's healthy to eat a plate of little green, string beans
Pumpkin seeds, carrots and some collard greens, yeah
Don't want to eat any meat, I'd rather snack on a beet
Don't want a food who's head got chopped off
This shouldn't concern you except see
Just don't expect to eat my plate of lean green string beans

First they jail it, in a pen, what about that don't you comprehend
They're whipped and beaten, these poor animals, then they face brutal death
Don't wanna, don't wanna eat any sheep, you see why not
No chicken, poultry, or beef, or even cod
And it's healthy to eat a plate of little green, string beans
Pumpkin seeds, carrots and some collard greens, yeah
Don't want to eat any meat, I'd rather snack on a beet
Don't want a food who's head got chopped off
This shouldn't concern you except see
Just don't expect to eat my plate of lean green string beans

You're eating a bleeding piece of flesh and you still think it's right
You're stomach is lined with layers of fat, can you say anything to that
Don't wanna, don't wanna eat any sheep, you see why not
No chicken, poultry, or beef, or even cod
And it's healthy to eat a plate of little green, string beans
Pumpkin seeds, carrots and some collard greens, yeah
Don't want to eat any meat, I'd rather snack on a beet
Don't want a food who's head got chopped off
This shouldn't concern you except see
Just don't expect to eat my plate of lean green string beans



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