- Parody Title : Please Don't Mock Me
- Original Song Title : We Will Rock You
- Original Artist Title : Queen
Hey guys I'm a loner
Please could you wave
If you see me in the streets
Maybe I'll have some friends some day
I'm my own little race
One big disgrace
I'm called names and bullied all over the place
Screaming
Please don't, please don't mock me
Please don't, please don't mock me
Buddy I wear y-fronts
But does that permit
A dozen wedgies per week
They may not come back down one day
At chess I'm ace
My clothes look out of place
And they ram heavy objects right into my face
Please don't, please don't mock me
Pleading
Please don't, please don't mock me
Buddy you use hard things, sharp things
I'm bleeding at the naval
Gonna get me a girlfriend one day
Just 'cause of my briefcase
They slap me round the face
Well I think that they have really bad taste
Please don't, please don't mock me
Beseeching
Please don't, please don't mock me
Begging
Please don't, please don't mock me
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