"Pretty Fly For A Jedi" by Joey F

(Luke, I am your father)

Kill that android, baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill that android, baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill that android, baby (Boom boom boom boom)
And all the Vaders say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

Our planet had a fair share
Of Jedis in the past
But all of them insulted Jar-Jar
So they just wouldn't last

But this new Jedi's no fool
I think he'll stay alive
He reads the morning paper
And he drinks green tea with rice

So, how are you
Have you seen this dude
Pays the rent and then he breaks her battleships

He hates all the bots
We really love him lots
We worship him, we worship him

He's got brown hair
Has his own secret lair
And he's got a great taste
In the good styles to wear

So grab your lightsaber and
Hey, hey, hear that Yoda sing

Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
And all the Vaders say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

He lives for excitement
He's got a sword in hand
In case a battle comes up
He can give the guys a tan

He hunts for little robots
Like R2-D2 and CP
He wants to free the force
And let them all be free

So let him be
If he wants to be free
Lightsaber's ready because you just never know

He walks the desert
As he downloads hurt
We stay away, we stay away

So don't get near
Or he'll kick your rear
Makes you wonder
Why you ever shed a tear

So grab your lightsaber
Hey, hey, hear that Jar-Jar sing

Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
And all the Vaders say I'm pretty fly for a Jedi

When he's fighting in a battle
That you should not miss
He always stop Princess Leah
For a little kiss

He's really quite hip
He fights the battleships
His robots pay the rent
And he gets the keep the tip

Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)
Kill those androids baby (Boom boom boom boom)

Hey, hey, hear that Jar-Jar sing



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