"Layin' On My Front Lawn" by H. Terry Parish

(Instrumental Intro)

Just walked out to mow the lawn
Glanced at it and gave a yawn
Need to walk around and think it through
Boredom starts to set in
This is when I stepped in
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

Was that fresh and smelly kind
Type that makes you blow your mind
Every dog for miles around drops doo
So I just said chuck it
But now I need a bucket for
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

Two collies and a bulldog are watchin' by a tree
If I had a gun I'd go and shoot all three
Neighbor's dog comes strollin' by
Takes a dump and makes me cry
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn
Neighbor's dog comes strollin' by
Takes a dump and makes me cry
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

(Instrumental Break)

Two collies and a bulldog are watchin' by a tree
If I had a gun I'd go and shoot all three
Neighbor's dog comes strollin' by
Takes a dump and makes me cry
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

(Spoken) Now dogs and cats are tearin' up my grass
(Sung) When I get a gun I'll blast their furry ass
Gun that's what I'll borrow
Be no dogs tomorrow or
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

Gun that's what I'll borrow
Be no dogs tomorrow or
Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn

Doo Doo Doo
Layin' on my front lawn



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