"The Way She Eats Her Meal" by Tomas Keable

Hee-hee
Ooh
Disgusting girl
Aaow

My pretty baby with the high heels on
I asked her to a date
At a restaurant
You're such a beautiful thing to me
We sat down at table number three
I smell your perfume
From miles around
You're better lookin' than
Other girls from town
Then to my shock
I saw her eat
She's not the one for me

The way she eats her meal
(The way she eats her meal)
It doesn't turn me on
(It doesn't turn me on)
Almost lost my dinner
(Almost lost my dinner)
And also my lunch
(And also my lunch)

I watched the way she eats her food
I'm thinkin' to myself
That's she's really rude
She kept on talkin' with her mouth real full
I felt like gettin' up
And walkin' through the door
She leaves the left overs on her chin
I can tell that she
Really loves to binge
I'm really anxious to
Get out of there
Because I really hate

The way she eats her meal
(The way she eats her meal)
It doesn't turn me on
(It doesn't turn me on)
Almost lost my dinner
(Almost lost my dinner)
And also my lunch
(And also my lunch)
Acha-eew

Disgusting girl
Disgusting! Hee! Hee! Aaow!
Disgusting girl

Now she's ordering vanilla ice cream
And when I go home
I'm gonna have bad dreams
About the experience
Of my new girl
Because I really hate

The way she eats her meal
(The way she eats her meal)
I't doesn't turn me on
(I't doesn't turn me on)
Almost lost my dinner
Baby-hee
(Almost lost my dinner)
And also my lunch
(And also my lunch)

The way she eats her meal
(The way she eats her meal)
I't doesn't turn me on
(I't doesn't turn me on)
Almost lost my dinner
Now baby-hee
(Almost lost my dinner)
And also my lunch
(And also my lunch)

I feel really disgusted
I feel really disgusted

(The way she eats her meal)
I feel really disgusted
I feel really disgusted
About my baby
(It doesn't turn me on)
Hee hee!
(Almost lost my dinner)
Hee hee! Ooh!
(And also my lunch)

Get away from me-away from me
Sometime
(The way she eats her meal)
Sometime baby go-get away from me
(I't doesn't turn me on)
I feel really disgusted
(Almost lost my dinner)
I feel really disgusted
About my baby
Go away girl! Aaow!
(And also my lunch)
Hee hee! Aaow!
Chika-chika
Chika-chika-chika
Go away girl!-Hee hee!

(The way she eats her meal)
Hee hee hee!
(It doesn't turn me on)
(Almost lost my dinner)
(And also my lunch)

(The way she eats her meal)
(It doesn't turn me on)
(Almost lost my dinner)
(And also my lunch)



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