"Fighting Yakon Is Frightning In The Dark" by Professor Authordude

I recall the time when there were a bunch of bad guys
And their purpose there was solely to kill me
Now I'm back from the dead for the second time
And I'm here, but only for the day

Fighting Yakon is frightening in the dark
He is out there somewhere
Running wild
Babadi transported us to this planet
I admit it's kind of eerie
But if I lose that will be a bad thing
And I don't want Buu to come back here again
Oh nooooooooooo

I cannot approve of evil wizards
Because helping out the bad guys
Always makes me kinda mad
Vegeta beat the first guy who was Pui Pui
Well I guess that proves
He's really not all bad

Fighting Yakon is frightening in the dark
He's out there somewhere
Running wild
So I went Super Saiyan
I'm afraid this thing'll harm me
Because he sure don't act like Barney
And he think my energy's his dinner
Not his enemy
Oh nooooooooooo

*Musical interlude with Yakon roaring and Hercule screaming like the coward he is*

Fighting Yakon is frightening in the dark
He's out there somewhere
Running wild
What a crummy fight this has been
Well this sure ain't no World Tournament
But I guess it has to do
And I really hope I don't die once again
Oh nooooooooooo
Oh noooooooo!!!

*Yakon roars*



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