"Fart" by Shaun Chinen

Fart
Fart
Let it depart
Then, normal life, you can try to start
Come on
It's not good for you
Come on

In crowded rooms
You shouldn't have to hold them in
Though it means doom
Just let it go, it's not a sin
Those silent ones
They are the farts that really kill
No, they're not fun
I do admit, but you must still
I do admit, but you must still

Fart
Fart
Let it depart
Then, normal life, you can try to start
Come on
It's not good for you
Come on

It's not normal
To try to hold it in all day
It's abysmal
That in your butt you make it stay
That in your butt you make it stay

Fart
Fart
Let it depart
Then, normal life, you can try to start
Come on
It's not good for you
Come on

Fart
Fart
Let it depart
Then, normal life, you can try to start
Come on
It's not good for you
Come on

And who cares if you kill someone
I'm looking out for you
Holding it in is much less fun
Holding it in is much less fun

Fart
Fart
Let it depart
Then, normal life, you can try to start
Come on
It's not good for you
Come on



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