"I Am So Scared Of Heights" by Keith Nelson

When I was a child I used to think
That you couldn't fly from the efforts of a swing
From that moment on I knew I should stay on earth
In the time between my death and my birth

Just because I see it doesn't mean I have to do it
If I'm scared of it, I shouldn't have to prove it

I am so scared of heights
The very thought of them makes me want to cry
Never think about it night or day
It scares me anyway
I am scared of altitude
It's easy to say I have a terrified attitude
I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights

I was on the brink of having a mental crisis
When I got 8 feet above the ground paralysis
I knew I had to get over my fear
Because I'm more of a coward than a deer

Just because I see it doesn't mean I have to do it
If I'm scared of it, I shouldn't have to prove it

I am so scared of heights
The very thought of them makes me want to cry
Never think about it night or day
It scares me anyway
I am scared of altitude
It's easy to say I have a terrified attitude
I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights

Hey, 'cause I am scared of me

Just because I see it doesn't mean I have to do it
If I'm scared of it, I shouldn't have to prove it

I am so scared of heights
The very thought of them makes me want to cry
Never think about it night or day
It scares me anyway
I am scared of altitude
It's easy to say I have a terrified attitude
I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights, I am so scared of heights

Hey, if I just get so high
I can cry
I can cry
I can cry hey
If I just get so high
I can cry
Cry, eye, eye



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