"How Do You Run A Mile?" by Ryan Garza

I was always the lazy one
Broke into the stadium
And I ran ten yards before I fell to the ground
You always had fastest pace, so on the one hundredth race
I read your number on the half way line
That was when I didn't see that guy fishin'
I overlooked him somehow
Besides you'd won too many races to mention
And I hit the ground way to loud
How do you run a mile?

How do you run a mile?
That's a very long way
I don't think I'll make it
I'll probably get last place
I couldn't make it last time, but I always dreamed about
Finishin' a mile race
How do you run a mile?

I couldn't even pay my fee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined you'd make it that far
Then you became the fastest girl
In this cruel and funny world
You took your dreams
And you lived them that day
You're always at home
Unlike Mr. Alone
'Cause I'm not inside on the phone
My Reeboks are soakin' 'cause been a-runnin' for 3 days
Strait without a stop
Tryin to run a mile

How do you run a mile?
That's a very long way
I don't think I'll make it
I'll probably get last place
I couldn't make it last time, but I always dreamed about
Finishin' a mile race
How do you run a mile?

How do you run a mile?
That's a very long way
I don't think I'll make it
I'll probably get last place
I couldn't make it last time, but I always dreamed about
Finishin' a mile race
How do you run a mile?

Tell me, please
I will run on



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