"Man Of Diddly Squat" by Ryan Garza

Parody Title : Man Of Diddly Squat
Original Song Title : Man Of Constant Sorrow
Original Artist Title : The Soggy Bottom Boys

In constant sorrow thru his days

I ain't the man of diddly squat
I own no prize or award

I lost the marathon to a woman
She was probably 93
(She was probably 93)

For seven long years 'cause I broke a mirror
Dont bother here, bad luck you'll find

Livin' in this world I'm bound to gamble
I never won a single round
(He never won a single round)

I lost a game of air hockey
I retired, puck knocked me silly

I was in a show called "Northern Railroad"
I was the guy that was hit by a train
(He was the guy that was hit by a train)

I bunjee jumped off a really high bridge
For many years I laid in pain
Yesterday, I learned they cut the wire
I belly flopped into a lake
(He belly flopped into a lake)

I tried to land a 2 foot olle
I lost a tooth and broke 3 bones

I entered figure skating at the ice rink
A generous judge gave me a three
(A generous judge gave him a three)

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