"Aces And Eights" by Kathy Loyd

If you're playing Poker, make sure you do not get
An ace and an eight 'cause that's the Deadman's Hand
Not the hand of the day you know you're gonna have to pay
They will not envy you, or else they'll be dead too
Aces and eights, aces and eights

You will be the dead one, dancing with the devil
You don't just lose your dough, you lose your life as well
You'll be up in heaven, dead guys watching you
Get shot in the back, that's how you'll be attacked by
Aces and eights, aces and eights

You know you're gonna lose, you'd have better luck with twos
But you'd better like it that way, because you'll be there forever

It was just a game of Poker

Goodbye to your auntie, your brother and your mom
'Cause you'll be dead, the deadman strikes again
You let out a big sigh, aces and eights you die
The last thing that you'll see, you know it's gonna be
Aces and eights, aces and eights



Click here to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic Parody Submissions page.
Click here to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic Submissions page.
Click here to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic site main page.
Click here to return to the Hotel XVR27's Music Floor.