"Pickpocket" by Kathy Loyd

He's a real Pickpocket
Stealing watches and lockets
Right from unsuspecting bystander's pants

Stealing unbeknownst to you
Hides his finds inside his shoes
From poor innocents like you and me

Pickpocket, just quit it
The cops know that you did it
Pickpocket
You better just start talking

Stealing from where you can't see
Running faster than Jet Li
Pickpocket, are you sorry at all?

Pickpocket, just quit it
The cops know that you did it
Pickpocket
You better just start talking

Stealing unbeknownst to you
Hides his finds inside his shoes
From poor innocents like you and me

Pickpocket, I caught you
With my watch, you thought you
Were safe, but I found you red-handed

He's a real Pickpocket
Stealing watches and lockets
Right from unsuspecting bystander's pants
Right from unsuspecting bystander's pants
Right from unsuspecting bystander's pants



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