"Star Wars" by Kathy Loyd

Standing in line to see Mark Hamill tonight
And I say, "Hey Luke!", heavy tone
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for
Other Star Wars fans singing songs to me beneath the Death Star, a model

Vader, Solo, R2, Leia
Star Wars toys I'm bidding for on EBay
Ford's gonna be here, at least that's what she says
Everybody says, including me, "Yay!"
When we found out she was lying, it felt like D-Day

Ewok, Darth Maul, Qui Gon, Rebel

Standing in line to see Mark Hamill tonight
And I say, "Hey Luke!", heavy tone
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for

Lucas, Jedi, Jar-Jar, Yoda
Anakin he built C-3PO
Qui Gon went to Yoda, said "Hell no!"
When it comes to Darth Maul, he's Qui Gon's arch foe
But after they fought, Qui Gon is no more

Boss Nass, Naboo, Jabba, Boba

Standing in line to see Mark Hamill tonight
And I say, "Hey Luke!", heavy tone
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for
Other Star Wars fans singing songs to me beneath the Death Star, a model
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for

Standing in line to see Mark Hamill tonight
And I say, "Hey Luke!", heavy tone
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for
Other Star Wars fans singing songs to me beneath the Death Star, a model
Problem is, I just don't have a ticket, to get in

Standing in line to see Mark Hamill tonight
And I say, "Hey Luke!", heavy tone
Then again, my friend said he would be here, waiting for



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