"It Makes No Sense To Me" by Kathy Loyd
- Parody Title : It Makes No Sense To Me
- Original Song Title : Don't Stand So Close To Me
- Original Artist Title : The Police
Two-thirty, impatient
My eyes are weakening
I know not equations
My mind is dwindling
I used to have flash cards
But now the math is tough
Trig tables - it's no use now
I cannot get this stuff
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
Dear teacher, that blackboard
It tells me nothing more
If only I could drop out
And run my parents' store
No problems, no theorums
I would not need this book
For now though, I'm stuck here
Flashing that dirty look
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
That clock is so evil
It never moves one inch
X and Y are not equal
Though you say it's a cinch
This tension, it's mounting
I cannot take this class
Let me run, out that door
You know I'll never pass
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
It makes, it makes no
It makes no sense to me
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