"Getting Fatter" by Desolator

If you think that you are fat, then just take a good look at me
Things are kinda unstable because I've got my own gravity
Well you know that I love to eat
And I've never ever seen my feet
Now I'm getting fatter, getting fatter every day

Well, I'm like my own planet because I happen to be very round
Even while I'm standing, I got so many chins that they touch the ground
I can't even fit into my bedroom
In terms of volume there's not enough headroom
Now I'm getting fatter, getting fatter every day

(Oh yeah, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(Oh baby, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(I'm really) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
Move outta my way because I'm going to the buffet

Oh, I shut down an all-you-can-eat restaurant last night
I starved everyone and I ate everything in sight
Now why'd you have to get so rude
All I did was eat all the food
You know, I'm getting fatter, getting fatter every day

Once, I went to the football game and took up every seat
The whole crowd was so mad but all they did was retreat
I took up every ounce of space
And I proceeded to feed my face
You know, I'm getting fatter, getting fatter everyday

(Oh yeah, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(Oh baby, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(I'm really) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
Move outta my way, because I'm going to the buffet

Better stop calling me names
You don't know what I can do
So stop calling me fat
Or I'm gonna have to sit on you

Well every single day I seem to triple in size
Cause I have so many pizzas, chips and pies
I may be full, but I don't give a stuff
Look waiter, I'll tell you when I've had enough
Although I'm getting fatter, getting fatter everyday

(Oh yeah, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(Oh baby, I'm) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
(I'm really) Getting, getting fatter
Yes I'm getting, getting fatter
Move outta my way, because I'm going to the buffet



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