"I'd Love To Lay You Down, Part 2" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)

Took a lot of time in thinkin' what I'm gonna do to you
There's guns and stabbin' and chokin' until your life is through
But that would be too messy your fat *** would be found
I'll come right out and tell you I'd just love to lay you down

Gonna bury you so deep dear Satan wouldn't hear you shout
Lay you down then tell your friends that you simply just walked out
I'll let them know how much fun I plan 'cause you're not around
Yeah fatty, how I'd love to lay you down

There's so many ways your big feet made this trailer trimble and quake
You had a way of runnin' 'round when you heard the word "milk shake"
Then you'd stand in the kitchen with that tent you call a gown
With your fat puss in some ice cream then you'd plop your fat *** down

Gonna bury you so deep dear Satan wouldn't hear you shout
Lay you down then tell your friends that you simply just walked out
I'll let them know how much fun I plan 'cause you're not around
Yeah fatty, how I'd love to lay you down

Now all those cheeseburgers are showin' in your weight
Your blubber kind-a doubles each time you grab a plate
Then you'd still be hngry and head for a second round
I'd be one rich SOB if I could sell you by the pound

Gonna bury you so deep dear Satan wouldn't hear you shout
Lay you down then tell your friends that you simply just walked out
I'll let them know how much fun I plan 'cause you're not around
Yeah fatty, how I'd love to lay you down

Well here we are you big blimp take a look at your new home
Lay you down in that coffin just be glad I added chrome
I'll let you know it's useless to scream, not a soul is around
Yeah fatty, how I'd love to lay you down

Oh something's wrong with this dream because I heard her say
Lay you down on our big bed, just remember it's my day
I'll let you know it's useless to yell the neighbor's aren't around
Yes darling, how I'd love to lay you down



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