"Didn't Taste All That Good (The Mike Tyson Song)" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)

Out west in a hot, steamy desert town
Me and Holyfield were to go ten rounds
People came to see a really big, big fight
But shocked at what they saw that night
Round three I got just a little too near
Must've been mad 'cause I bit his ear

Yum Yum
I bit his ear
Yum Yum
Brought him a tear
Yum Yum
Holyfield's ear
Yum Yum
I was so near
Yum Yum
Didn't taste all that good

Three days later called a meeting with the press
Tryin' to straighten out my big ol' mess
I can't explain why I did what I did
Only after he butted me I flipped my lid
I'm sorry for doing such and awful thing
Please don't keep me from fightin' in the ring

Yum Yum
I bit his ear
Yum Yum
Brought him a tear
Yum Yum
Holyfield's ear
Yum Yum
I was so near
Yum Yum
Didn't taste all that good

(Instrumental break)

I grew up in the streets and fought my way out
But I'm still a street punk there isn't a doubt
Three million dollars that's what I'll get fined
For blood stains on my fat lips I lost my mind
I showed 'em my best little puppy face
That didn't work 'cause I'm still a disgrace

Yum Yum
I bit his ear
Yum Yum
Brought him a tear
Yum Yum
Holyfield's ear
Yum Yum
I was so near
Yum Yum
Didn't taste all that good



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