"Ring's On Fire" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)

Beans
Are a tasty food
But they make
Your *** so crude
Filled with lethal gas
Try to show a little class

If you forget the beans you ate last night
And you fart, fart, fart
Then you pinch your *** tight
'Cause it burns, burns, burns
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire

(Instrumental break)

You feel your butt's a burning ring of fire
As you fart, fart, fart and the fumes go higher
'Cause it burns, burns, burns
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire

The gas
It may get strong
As farts just sing their song
You feel only some are mild
Oh...but the smell goes wild

If you forget the one who sleeps with you
And you fart, fart, fart and her face turns blue
Then she turns, turns, turns
Her eyes on fire
Her eyes on fire

If you forget the beans you ate last night
And you fart, fart, fart
Then you pinch your *** tight
'Cause it burns, burns, burns
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire
'Cause it burns, burns, burns
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire
Your ring's on fire



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