"My Way, Part 2" by H. Terry Parish

(Intro)


One day...
While we were out
My wife spoke up
As most do of course
She said...
But didn't shout
Just read my lips
I want a divorce
I pushed...
The pedal hard
The car sped up...
On down the highway
I thought...
She can't do this
I'd fix her my... way...

The house...
She wants it too
And both the dogs
Plus half my pension
My life...
With her is through
Oh yes it's through
She brings on tension
She planned...
To bleed me dry
And take it all...
Then still want more pay...
I thought...
She can't do this
I'd fix her my... way...

They make you mad
As most guys know...
They get too much...
Then won't let go
And while in court...
They keep a-tryin'
To let the judge
See 'em cryin'
She'll want it all...
But I'll stand tall
And fix her my... way...

The cars
She wants them too
I owe on both
She'll start her roamin'
And then
My temper flaired
I sped on up
My mouth was foamin'
To think...
She'd do all that
And may I say
Not in a shy way
Oh no
Oh no not her
I'd fix her my... way...

So what to do
You say to me
I aimed the car...
Right at a tree
Then told her this
Don't mean to brag
Car only has...
This one air bag
The photos show
She took the blows
I fixed her my... way...

(Instrumental break)

I fixed her
My... way...



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