"Fake Sick" by Joey F

It's one of those days
Where you don't wanna go to school
Mom comes in, whatcha gonna do
Have the flu, or a frozen heart
Your best bet is to stay awake
'Cause it always tricks em' when you fake

It's all about the teacher-student bull
Why you never wanna go to school
Watch TV and sit, and get some potato chips
It's all about the teacher-student bull
Why you never wanna go to school
Watch TV and sit, and get some potato chips

It's one of those days
Where you got the house to yourself
Skateboarding, you get caught
By your mom, are you innocent
No, you're a fool-proof criminal

It's all about the teacher-student bull
Why school just ain't no cool
You can fake sick, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip
It's all about the teacher-student bull
Why school just ain't no cool
You can fake sick, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip

You feel like crud
Been treated like crud
Your best bet is to stay away from me
'Cause right now you're contagious

A medicine
Teach you your lesson
A medicine
Teach you your lesson

Ain't gonna fake it no more
Ain't gonna fake it no more
Ain't gonna fake it no more
Ain't gonna fake it no more
How about I go to school

It's all about the teacher-student bull
That makes me look like a fool
I can't put up with this, so I'll be eating no more chips

So come and get me



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