"Angelica" by Weird Andrew

Is it all in that little pretty head of yours
With a devilish look in her eyes
Two pony tails and hair of gold
And her name is Angelica

Now Angelica's not even 4 years old
But she talks and she acts like she's 10
She's always picking on the diaper kids
Again and again and again

Do you suppose Grandpa knows
What goes on while he's a sleep?

The Rugrats have to hide
From her foolish bossy pride
From Angelica, Angelica Pickles

Now Tommy is the bravest one of the bunch
And he tries to protect all the rest
She always telling Phil and Lil that
Their Mom like the other one best

Chuckie is scared of everything
And she always tries to push him around
Spike is Tommy's loyal friend
And they got him at the dog pound

Mother Charlotte and father Drew
Doesn't seem to have time for you
So they drop you off with
Didi and uncle Stu
Who doesn't have a clue

Do you suppose Aunt Didi knows
Who stole cookies from the jar?
The Rugrats sometimes hide
In the back seat of a car
From Angelica, Angelica Pickles

Now Dean is the boy she's got a crush on
He doesn't seem to notice her at all
Cynthia is her very best friend
Who stands about 6 inches tall

Now she always telling the Rugrats what to do
And she's telling how to play
I know when their all grown up
They won't give her the time of day

Do you suppose that Grandpa knows
What goes on while he's a sleep?
The Rugrats have to hide
From your foolish bossy pride
From Angelica, Angelica Pickles



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