- Parody Title : Christmas Eve At Wal-Mart
- Original Song Title : Christmas At Ground Zero
- Original Artist Title : "Weird Al" Yankovic
It's Christmas eve at Wal-Mart
There's people everywhere
The intercom's a hummin' and the whole town's a comin'
While the kids are all at day care
It's Christmas eve at Wal-Mart
The rollback's in reverse
The guy next door just popped me sore
But soon it will get worse
Here and there the shopping carts are stoppin'
Almost like rush hour in L.A.
Everywhere the frenzied moms are shoppin'
They've got the cops on speed dial all day
It's Christmas Eve at Wal-Mart
There's panic in the crowd
You can try to find, but your wasting your time
PS2's have just sold out
You might think that everyone is docile
Rippin' through the toy isle debris
But if someone see's a single sale sign
They might as well be cattle on stampede
It's Christmas Eve at Wal-Mart
And if the police garrison the front door
I'll go there with you and see all the new
Casualties laid on the floor
It's Christmas Eve at Wal-Mart
Just seconds left to go
I won't be sober when the cops discover
That I stole some super-glue
It's Christmas Eve at Wal-Mart
Now the SWAT team is on their way
What a stupid spot, to take a head shot
On this jolly holiday
Click here
to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic Parody Submissions page.
Click here
to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic Submissions page.
Click here
to return to the "Weird Al" Yankovic site main page.
Click here
to return to the Hotel XVR27's Music Floor.