- Parody Title : Laxative
- Original Song Title : In The End
- Original Artist Title : Linkin Park
(It starts in) My bum
And I don't know why
It doesn;t even matter how hard I try
I sit on the pot and I think of rhymes 'cause I got so much time
(All I know)
Is I haven't pushed out a thing
I've lost my sense, I thought I was clean
The time goes on to the end of the day, I feel my hernea
(It's so unreal)
But, wait, look out below
I've finnally got a decent flow
Time to hold on and let it all go
It took this long just to
(Clean my hole)
I kept everything isnide and even though I tried
I couldn't get it out
What it took to pee, will be reacurring
And eventually help remind me
I needed, a laxitive
For my ends, I bursted my bladder
I heard nature's call, and gave my all
But even then, I had to go much faster
My bum
And I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
I sit on the pot and I think of rhymes 'cause I got so much time
(Trying so hard)
To get my bowls to run
Telling myself I'll soon be done
Remembering all the times it worked with me
I'm surprised that it
(Has before)
Things arent the way thay were in the past
Trying to give me a burning pain up in my neck
Not that it didn't burn back then
But all was helped with a laxitive
I kept everything isnide and even though I tried
I couldn't get it out
What it took to pee, will be reacurring
And eventually help remind me
I needed, a laxitive
For my ends, I bursted my bladder
I heard nature's call, and gave my all
But even then, I had to go much faster
It's time to flush, this stew
Done as much as I can do
After this, I really need to chew my food
I needed, a laxitive
For my ends, I bursted my bladder
I heard nature's call, and gave my all
But even then, I had to go much faster
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