"Hey Winona! (Ryder's In The Store)" by Teri Nadershahi

Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store

If you were not forewarned
Then turn the cameras on

Hide the Dolce and gemstones
MaxFactor and cologne

Ryder's in the store

Not a killer - a clepto
Her thing is lifting like a pro

Take everthing away
Bet she'll never pay

If we give her a free ride
She'll be coming back inside

For another load
Yeah

(Instrumental)

Girl you gotta stop those hands
Girl you gotta stop those hands

Send you to the can
Don't you understand

You don't need "Depends"
So put 'em back again

Gotta stop your hands
Yeah

(Instrumental)

Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store

She left with so much more
Than what she really wore

Hide the Dolce and gemstones
MaxFactor and cologne

Ryder's in the store

(Instrumental)

Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store
Ryder's in the store



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