"Your Dogs Don't Like Me" by Cosmoal

Just was invited a party by a call
They have a little dog
But she says its the nicest of all
So went there and saw Dr. Bender
And heard growl and looked

(Dog Speaking) I really hate this guest
Off The Coach, I'll pee on you
I really hate this guest
He's so fat; ruff you

He bit my leg
I went on the coach
And the dog lay on me
I look at my pants, and saw poopie

Well, sorry, man
I really don't wanna
Because that dog is no Chihuahua

(Dog Speaking) I really hate this guest
Off The Coach, I'll pee on you
I really hate this guest.
He's so fat; ruff you

Is because my dog is better than him?
Is because my dog is fatter than him?
Is because he's has the no cat to chase?
But my dog does win the pound race?

(Dog Speaking) I really hate this guest
Off The Coach, I'll pee on you
I really hate this guest
He's so fat; ruff you



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