"Game Show Heaven / You've Lost That Showcase Showdown" by Steve Edwards

If you've got white teeth and straight hair
You're witty, charming, and you're wise
Then there's a game show heaven
And you know they've got a heck of a prize, prize, prize

Rayburn hosted Match Game
Where Johnny said "Let's match the stars"
By Friday they were all too drunk to stand

And Barris gave us a Gong Show
With tons of stupid acts
Still, they topped the ratings list
Let's give them all a hand

If you've got white teeth and straight hair
You're witty, charming, and you're wise
Then there's a game show heaven
And you know they've got a heck of a prize

Griffin brought us Jeopardy
Where questions are the answers
And Fleming was the emcee with the most

And Barker rehashed Price Is Right
When Roddy says "Come on down!"
The contestants make a fool of themselves
And the models sue the host

You never close your eyes anymore when you spin the wheel
It's not like before, you no longer have the feel
You're trying hard not to blow it (baby)
But baby, you didn't make it

You've lost that showcase showdown
Whoa, that showcase showdown
That wheel didn't go round one turn
Now you're gone, gone, gone, woah

If you've got white teeth and straight hair
You're witty, charming, and you're wise
Then there's a game show heaven
And you know they've got a heck of a prize

Yes, the limelight's waiting
It matters who you are
Cuz everybody gets a home version
But very few win a car
(Very few are going to win a car)

If you've got white teeth and straight hair
You're witty, charming, and you're wise
Then there's a game show heaven
And you know they've got a heck of a prize

If you've got white teeth and straight hair
You're witty, charming, and you're wise
Then there's a game show heaven
And you know they've got a heck of a prize



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