"Hoopie" by Eli Grapes

Hoopie
Hoppie

Well, I'm packing up my teeth and I'm headin' outside
Where nasty women come equipped with fake teeth and big thighs
Find a nest in my house, I smell like crap
I'm gonna take out my false teeth and take a nap

And I'm the biggest hoopie up and down your block
See me with a bottle of scotch and I'll be scratching my crotch
My house has a flag saying', "Hoopie The Most"
There is so much dirt on me I look like burnt toast

Give a beer to my son, he probably has SARS
I drink so much I practically live in the bars
Sip the dirty water, oh my mouth foams
Find the cherry dirt kids and they come back home

I don't take a bath for all the right reasons
I have a new kid every four seasons
Hoopie and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm heading outside, sucker, 'cause I wanna be a

Hoopie baby
My couch is on my porch and my front teeth are missing
Hoopie baby
I have cherry dirt kids all over my house

Hoopie baby
Don't take a shower at night so I'm dirty all day
Hoopie baby
You can smell me from a mile away

I'll bet you hear my kids when they come on in
They go kool aid, kool aid, kool aid, they eat dust in the wind
Stupid dad, stupid kids, mom out of her mind
Yeah their cousin he is just blind

Kids climb oak trees and weeds, scabbed knees and stung by bees
Look at that I think they have fleas
And if they price aint right I'm gonna steal it boy
And let everyone know why they call me

Hoopie baby
My couch is on my porch and my front teeth are missing
Hoopie baby
I have cherry dirt kids all over my house

Hoopie baby
Don't take a shower at night so I'm dirty all day
Hoopie Baby
You can smell me from a mile away

Yeah, Hoopie, my car is a wreck
Can't see but a can't afford specks
My windows are made of tape not fancy glass
Have a pond in bath tub full of bass

Yeah big holes in the floor
Yeah I guess you could call me poor
One eye looks left the other looks right
My house is brown it was white

My kids always cause chaos
One of them is named Hoss
My kids have dirt all around their mouth
The town told us to leave, yeah they can't make us

Why they wanna pick one me, I'm only missing all my teeth
I aint no smarty I'm just a failure
Yeah in my yard there is a trailer

I look like I'm stupid just a little bit
All my words should be radio edit
For me to smell good I use lotion
The only dance move I know is the locomotion

Hoopie
Couch is on my porch and my front teeth are missing
Hoopie
Spend all my time not taking a shower

Hoopie
Don't take a shower at night so I'm dirty all day
Hoopie
You can smell me from a mile away

Hoopie
My couch is on my porch and my front teeth are missing
Hoopie
My couch is on my porch and my front teeth are missing
Hoopie
Don't take a shower



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