"Rout 666" by Sarah Roberts

Well if you ever receive eternal rest
Travel my way, take the highway that's never blessed
Find your Styx on Route 666

Well it winds from Hades to your grave
Inside Satan's Kingdom you'll always stay
Find your Styx on Route 666

If you're turned down by St. Peter
Satan's now your leader
New Jerusalem looks so, so pretty
But you'll see Hitler and the C.E.O. of Texico
Punished in hellfire, don't forget the lawyers
Manson, Koresh, and Janet Reno

Don't you get hip to this kind of trip?
You've got no choice but to take this final trip
Find your Styx on Route 666

If you're turned down by St. Peter
Satan's now your leader
New Jerusalem looks so, so pretty
But you'll see Hitler and the C.E.O. of Texico
Punished in hellfire, don't forget the lawyers
Manson, Koresh, and Janet Reno

Don't you get hip to this kind of trip?
You've got no choice but to take this final trip
Find your Styx on Route 666



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