Here's Johnny

by Al Yankovic


Lyrics:

There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says "Here's Johnny"
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is "Here's Johnny"

I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line

"Here's Johnny" He says, and laughs in his special way
"Johnny" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny" he says and second fiddle is his game
Ed McMahon's his name, all right
Woah, oh yeah

Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say "Here's Johnny"
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say "Here's Johnny"

I got a letter from him just the other day
He said "You may already be a winner"
A trooper to the end
A Clydesdale's best friend

"Here's Johnny" he says and laughs in his special way
"Johnny" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny" he says and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living

Oh "Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" Woah no
"Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" No no, no no no no I don't believe it
"Here's Johnny" he says and everytime it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

(Special guy) A very special guy, all right
(He's on) He's on every night
(Every night) Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel

"Here's Johnny"
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says "Hey-Oh, Hey-Hey-Oh"

"Here's Johnny" he says and laughs in his special way
"Johnny" he says, you know I love him
"Here's Johnny" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name

"Here's Johnny"
"Here's Johnny"
"Here's Johnny" (laughing)

"Here's Johnny"
"Here's Johnny" (laughing)
"Here's Johnny" (laughing)

"Here's Johnny" (laughing)
"Here's Johnny"
"Here's Johnny" (laughing)

"Here's"
"Here's Johnny"



Here's Johnny is the sixth (6th) song on the "Polka Party" album and the seventh (7th) song on the "TV Album" and the tenth (10th) song on disc 2 of "Al-In-The-Box". It is a parody of "Who's Johnny ('Short Circuit' Theme)" by El DeBarge with original by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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