Song Lyrics

This area will have all songs (whose lyrics have been completely entered) listed in alphabetical order.

Aardvark (Peter And The Wolf)
Achy Breaky Song (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Addicted To Spuds (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Airline Amy (Off The Deep End)
Albuquerque (Running With Scissors)
Alimony (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Alligator (Peter And The Wolf)
Alternative Polka, The (Bad Hair Day)
Amish Paradise (Bad Hair Day, Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Amoeba (Peter And The Wolf)
Angry White Boy Polka (Poodle Hat)
Another One Rides The Bus ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Al-In-The-Box)
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars (UHF)
Avocado (Unreleased)
Baby Likes Burping (Unreleased)
Backwards section from Nature Trail To Hell (special)
Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The (Unreleased)
Bedrock Anthem (Alapalooza, Greatest Hits 2, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box, "The Flintstones" Soundtrack)
Belvedere Cruising (unreleased)
Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Bob (Poodle Hat)
Bohemian Polka (Alapalooza)
Born To Be Mild (Unreleased)
Brady Bunch, The (In 3-D, TV Album)
Buckingham Blues ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Burger King (Unreleased)
Buy Me A Condo (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Cable TV (Dare To Be Stupid, The TV Album)
Callin' In Sick (Bad Hair Day)
Callin' In Sick (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Canadian Idiot (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Cavity Search (Bad Hair Day)
Check's In The Mail, The ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios (unreleased)
Chicken Pot Pie (unreleased)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Alternate Mix) (Headline News CD Single)
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic (Unreleased)
Close But No Cigar (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Cockroaches (Peter And The Wolf)
Complicated Song, A (Poodle Hat)
Confessions Part III (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Couch Potato (Poodle Hat)
Crampton Comes Alive (Unreleased)
Dare To Be Stupid (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box, "The Transformers" Soundtrack)
Dare To Be Stupid (Instrumental) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Dead Car Battery Blues (Unreleased)
Doctor (Unreleased)
Do I Creep You Out (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Dog Eat Dog (Polka Party, Al-In-The-Box)
Don't Download This Song (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Don't Wear Those Shoes (Polka Party)
Don't You Forget About Meat (Unreleased)
Dr. Demento Anniversary Special (unreleased)
Dr. Demento show (radio promo)
Eat It (In 3-D, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
eBay (Poodle Hat)
Everything You Know Is Wrong (Bad Hair Day, Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Extreme Makeover Polka (Unreleased)
Fast Food (Unreleased)
Fat (Even Worse, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Fatter (Unreleased)
Finale (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Flatbush Avenue (Unreleased)
Frank's 2000" TV (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box, TV Album)
Free Delivery (Unreleased)
Fun Zone (UHF)
Gandhi II (UHF)
Gee, I'm A Nerd (Unreleased)
Generic Blues (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Genius In France (Poodle Hat)
George Of The Jungle (Dare To Be Stupid, "George Of The Jungle" Soundtrack)
Germs (Running With Scissors)
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (Dare To Be Stupid)
Good Enough For Now (Polka Party)
Good Old Days (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Gotta Boogie ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Grapefruit Diet (Running With Scissors)
Gravy On You (Unreleased)
Green Eggs And Ham (Unreleased)
Gump (Bad Hair Day, Gump CD LP)
Happy Birthday ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Al-In-The-Box)
Hardware Store (Poodle Hat)
Harvey the Wonder Hamster (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Headline News (Headline News CD Single, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Here's Johnny (Polka Party, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Hit Me With A Rock (Unreleased)
Holiday Greetings 1987 (Unreleased)
Holiday Greetings 1988 (Unreleased)
Homer & Marge (The Simpsons Song) (Unreleased)
Hooked On Polkas (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
Hot Rocks Polka, The (UHF)
Hummingbirds (Peter And The Wolf)
I Can't Watch This (Off The Deep End, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
I Lost On Jeopardy (In 3-D, Greatest Hits 1, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
I Love Rocky Road ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
I Remember Larry (Bad Hair Day)
I Think I'm A Clone Now (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
I Want A New Duck (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
I Was Only Kidding (Off The Deep End)
I Will Comply (Unreleased)
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle (Unreleased)
Iguana (Peter And The Wolf)
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
I'll Repair For You (Unreleased)
I'll Sue Ya (Straight Outta Lynwood)
I'm So Sick Of You (Bad Hair Day)
Introduction (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Introduction (Peter And The Wolf) (Peter And The Wolf)
Isle Thing (UHF)
It's All About The Pentiums (Running With Scissors, It's All About The Pentiums (Import CD Single))
It's Still Billy Joel To Me (unreleased)
Jerry Springer (Running With Scissors)
Jurassic Park (Alapalooza, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Kidstar 1250 (radio promo)
King Of Suede (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Lasagna (Even Worse, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Laundry Day (Unreleased)
Leisure Suit Serenade (unreleased)
Let Me Be Your Hog (UHF)
Like A Surgeon (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Like A Surgeon ("Truth Or Dare" Version) (unreleased)
Livin' In The Fridge (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Living With A Hernia (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Make Me Steak #3 (Unreleased)
Matter Of Crust (Unreleased)
Melanie (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Midnight Star (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Moldy Now (Unreleased)
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (UHF, TV album, Al-In-The-Box)
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Mr. Popeil (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (Running With Scissors)
My Bologna ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D)
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me (Unreleased)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The (Bad Hair Day)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The ("Extra Gory" Version) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Nobody Here But Us Frogs (unreleased)
Ode To A Superhero (Poodle Hat)
One Of Those Days (Polka Party)
One More Minute (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Open House Party (radio promo)
Pacman (Unreleased)
Pancreas (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Party At The Leper Colony (Poodle Hat)
Peter And The Wolf (Peter And The Wolf)
Phony Calls (Bad Hair Day)
Pigeons (Peter And The Wolf)
Plumbing Song, The (Off The Deep End)
Polka Party! (Polka Party)
Polka Patterns (Unreleased)
Polka Power! (Running With Scissors)
Polka Your Eyes Out (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Polkamon ("Pokemon 2000" Soundtrack)
Polkarama! (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Polkas On 45 (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Poodle (Peter And The Wolf)
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi (Running With Scissors)
RealRadio 104.1 (radio promo)
Ricky ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Greatest Hits 1, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Rye & The Kaiser, The/Theme From Rocky XIII (In 3-D, Food Album)
Saga Begins, The (Running With Scissors, It's All About The Pentiums (Import CD Single))
School Cafeteria - Version 1 (Unreleased)
School Cafeteria - Version 2 (Unreleased)
Shark (Peter And The Wolf)
She Drives Like Crazy (UHF)
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime (Alapalooza)
Since You've Been Gone (Bad Hair Day, Gump CD LP)
Since You've Been Gone (Karaoke) (Gump CD LP)
Since You've Been Gone (live version) (unreleased)
Slime Creatures From Outer Space (Dare To Be Stupid)
Smells Like Nirvana (Off The Deep End, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Snack All Night (Unreleased)
Snails (Peter And The Wolf)
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut (Unreleased)
Spam (UHF, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Spatula City (UHF)
Spy Hard (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Credits Version) (Unreleased)
Spy Hard (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Orchestral) (Gump CD LP)
Stop Draggin' My Car Around ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White (Even Worse)
Such A Groovy Guy ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Syndicated Inc. (Bad Hair Day)
Taco Grande (Off The Deep End, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Talk Soup (Alapalooza)
Take Me Down (Unreleased)
Take Me To The Liver (Unreleased)
Take The "L" Out Of Liver (Unreleased)
That Boy Could Dance (In 3-D)
Theme From Rocky XIII/The Rye & The Kaiser (In 3-D, Food Album)
This Is The Life (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long (Even Worse)
Toothless People (Polka Party)
Traffic Jam (Alapalooza)
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Trash Day (Poodle Hat)
Trigger Happy (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Truck Drivin' Song (Running With Scissors)
Twister (Even Worse)
UHF (Single Version) (Al-In-The-Box)
Unicorn (Peter And The Wolf)
Velvet Elvis (Even Worse)
Virus Alert (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Vulture (Peter And The Wolf)
Waffle King (Alapalooza)
Wanna B Ur Lovr (Poodle Hat)
Weasel Stomping Day (Straight Outta Lynwood)
We Got The Beef (Unreleased)
Weird Al Show Theme, The (Running With Scissors)
Whatever You Like (unreleased on album; Internet download only)
When I Was Your Age (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
White And Nerdy (Straight Outta Lynwood)
White Stuff, The (Off The Deep End, Food Album)
Who Stole The Keeshka ("Frankie Yankovic & Friends - Songs Of The Polka King")
Whole Lotta Lunch (Unreleased)
Why Does This Always Happen To Me (Poodle Hat)
Won't Eat Prunes Again (Unreleased)
Yoda (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Yoda Chant (Unreleased)
You Don't Love Me Anymore (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
You Don't Take Your Showers (unreleased)
You Make Me (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
You're Pitiful (unreleased on album; free Internet promo)
Young, Dumb & Ugly (Alapalooza)
Your Horoscope For Today (Running With Scissors)
1985 Food Medley - 01 - It's Moldy Now (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 02 - Doctor (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 03 - Steak Number 3 (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 04 - Burger King (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 05 - Don't You Forget About Meat (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 06 - Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (alt. version)
1985 Food Medley - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser (alt. version)
1985 Food Medley - 08 - I Love Rocky Road (alt. version)
1985 Food Medley - 09 - Spameater (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 10 - I Feel Like Throwin' Up (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 11 - Avocado (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 12 - Whole Lotta Lunch (unreleased)
1985 Food Medley - 13 - Bologna (alt. version)

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