Moldy Now

by Al Yankovic


I had a pizza
Covered with cheese
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil
Stuck it back in the freeze

Look at my crust now
See what I mean
It's getting all wrinkled
And my pepperoni is hairy and green

Ah, 'cause it's moldy now
It got moldy fast
How can I
Make leftovers last, make leftovers last

I was so hungry
What could I do
I finished the pizza
And topped it all off with some mystery stew

Now I feel kinda queasy
Yeah, yeah, what can I say
So I called my physician
To wish him that he'd make a house call today

Moldy Now is, as of yet, officially unreleased. It is a parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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