Spy Hard

by Al Yankovic

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NOTE: The "Instrumental" version has no lyrics.
NOTE: The "Orchestral" version has no lyrics.
NOTE: There is also Spy Hard (Credits Version).


A man of intrigue
He lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
And people to kill

Danger is the game he plays
And he holds every card
'Cause if you wanna win
You gotta spy hard

A man of the world
So suave and discreet
He trips over the women
Piled up at his feet

But evil's lurking
So he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna spy
You better spy hard

He's always there
When the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him
And shot him and stabbed him
And nailed both his ears to the wall

Facing death everyday
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And he's got a great dental plan

By the way if you walked in late
Allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is Spy Hard

They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Hard

Spy Hard is the second (2nd) song on the "Gump CD LP" album, the "Instrumental" version is the sixth (6th) song on the "Gump CD LP" album, and the "Orchestral" version is the seventh (7th) song on the "Gump CD LP" album. It is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic commisioned for the motion picture "Spy Hard".

The music video of Spy Hard is located on "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Videos (DVD) and within the movie Spy Hard.

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