If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
by Al Yankovic
If I could make love to a bottleIf I Could Make Love To A Bottle is, as of yet, officially
It was originally performed live circa 1980-1984 and is a parody of "Time
In A Bottle" by Jim Croce with original lyrics by "Weird Al"
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you
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