Well, there's a girl named Amanda who lives in Wells, Maine
She never has boys or shopping on her brain
There's only one thing drivin' her insane
All she cares about is polka
Rebecca, Doug and Tabitha too
'Cause I brought my accordion
And soon I will be moving in with you
Because you don't want 50 Cent here
Or that Matchbox Twenty guy
Oh no, you just want to polka
And so I'll stay right here and polka polka polka polka polka till I die
How do you like your new polka room, Amanda?
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