Homer & Marge

performed by Al Yankovic

NOTE: The first 2 paragraphs were performed during the episode and the rest during the credits.


Little ditty
'Bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big
As his stomach was large

Oh yeah
They say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone

That's the story
'Bout Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out
For a nominal charge

After Homer went gay
They patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with
His alcoholism

Weird Al sayin'...

Oh yeah
The credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone

Oh yeah
Weird Al had fun on this show
Even if it was just a brief cameo

Homer & Marge is, as of now, officially unreleased. The song was originally performed on the television series "The Simpsons" in the episode "Three Gays Of The Condo" (episode 1417, production EABF12). The episode originally aired on Sunday, April 13, 2003. It is a parody of "Jack & Diane" by John Mellencamp with original lyrics by the staff of "The Simpsons" and was performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic.

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