Song Lyrics By Subject - Originals

Songs within this subject will be listed alphabetically.

Aardvark (Peter And The Wolf)
Airline Amy (Off The Deep End)
Albuquerque (Running With Scissors)
Alligator (Peter And The Wolf)
Amoeba (Peter And The Wolf)
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars (UHF)
Ballad Of Kent Marlow, The (Unreleased)
Belvedere Cruising (unreleased)
Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Bob (Poodle Hat)
Buy Me A Condo (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Cable TV (Dare To Be Stupid, The TV Album)
Callin' In Sick (Bad Hair Day)
Callin' In Sick (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Check's In The Mail, The ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Alternate Mix) (Headline News CD Single)
Christmas Memories Of "Weird Al" Yankovic (Unreleased)
Close But No Cigar (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Cockroaches (Peter And The Wolf)
Dare To Be Stupid (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Dare To Be Stupid (Instrumental) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Dead Car Battery Blues (Unreleased)
Dog Eat Dog (Polka Party, Al-In-The-Box)
Don't Download This Song (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Don't Wear Those Shoes (Polka Party)
Dr. Demento Anniversary Special (unreleased)
Dr. Demento show (radio promo)
Everything You Know Is Wrong (Bad Hair Day, Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Finale (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Frank's 2000" TV (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Fun Zone (UHF)
Gandhi II (UHF)
Generic Blues (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Genius In France (Poodle Hat)
Germs (Running With Scissors)
Good Enough For Now (Polka Party)
Good Old Days (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Gotta Boogie ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Happy Birthday ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Al-In-The-Box)
Hardware Store (Poodle Hat)
Harvey the Wonder Hamster (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Holiday Greetings 1987 (Unreleased)
Holiday Greetings 1988 (Unreleased)
Hummingbirds (Peter And The Wolf)
I Remember Larry (Bad Hair Day)
I Was Only Kidding (Off The Deep End)
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
I'll Sue Ya (Straight Outta Lynwood)
I'm So Sick Of You (Bad Hair Day)
Iguana (Peter And The Wolf)
Introduction (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Introduction (Peter And The Wolf) (Peter And The Wolf)
Kidstar 1250 (radio promo)
Leisure Suit Serenade (unreleased)
Let Me Be Your Hog (UHF)
Melanie (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Midnight Star (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (Running With Scissors)
Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D)
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me (Unreleased)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The (Bad Hair Day)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The ("Extra Gory" Version) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Nobody Here But Us Frogs (unreleased)
One Of Those Days (Polka Party)
One More Minute (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Open House Party (radio promo)
Pancreas (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Party At The Leper Colony (Poodle Hat)
Peter And The Wolf (Peter And The Wolf)
Pigeons (Peter And The Wolf)
Polka Patterns (Unreleased)
Polkamon (Pokemon 2000 Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Poodle (Peter And The Wolf)
RealRadio 104.1 (radio promo)
School Cafeteria - Version 1 (Unreleased)
School Cafeteria - Version 2 (Unreleased)
Shark (Peter And The Wolf)
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime (Alapalooza)
Since You've Been Gone (Bad Hair Day, Gump CD LP)
Since You've Been Gone (Karaoke) (Gump CD LP)
Since You've Been Gone (live version) (unreleased)
Slime Creatures From Outer Space (Dare To Be Stupid)
Snails (Peter And The Wolf)
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut (Unreleased)
Spatula City (UHF)
Spy Hard (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Credits Version) (Unreleased)
Spy Hard (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Orchestral) (Gump CD LP)
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White (Even Worse)
Such A Groovy Guy ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Talk Soup (Alapalooza)
Take Me Down (Unreleased)
That Boy Could Dance (In 3-D)
This Is The Life (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
Traffic Jam (Alapalooza)
Trigger Happy (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Truck Drivin' Song (Running With Scissors)
Twister (Even Worse)
UHF (Single Version) (Al-In-The-Box)
Unicorn (Peter And The Wolf)
Velvet Elvis (Even Worse)
Viruse Alert (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Vulture (Peter And The Wolf)
Waffle King (Alapalooza)
Wanna B Ur Lovr (Poodle Hat)
Weasel Stomping Day (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Weird Al Show Theme, The (Running With Scissors)
When I Was Your Age (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Why Does This Always Happen To Me (Poodle Hat)
Yoda Chant (Unreleased)
You Don't Love Me Anymore (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
You Make Me (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Young, Dumb & Ugly (Alapalooza)
Your Horoscope For Today (Running With Scissors)

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