Song Lyrics By Subject - Officially Released

Songs within this subject will be listed alphabetically.

Aardvark (Peter And The Wolf)
Achy Breaky Song (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Addicted To Spuds (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Airline Amy (Off The Deep End)
Albuquerque (Running With Scissors)
Alimony (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Alligator (Peter And The Wolf)
Alternative Polka, The (Bad Hair Day)
Amish Paradise (Bad Hair Day, Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Amoeba (Peter And The Wolf)
Angry White Boy Polka (Poodle Hat)
Another One Rides The Bus ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Al-In-The-Box)
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars (UHF)
Bedrock Anthem (Alapalooza, Greatest Hits 2, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box, "The Flintstones" soundtrack)
Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota, The (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Bob (Poodle Hat)
Bohemian Polka (Alapalooza)
Brady Bunch, The (In 3-D, TV Album)
Buckingham Blues ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Buy Me A Condo (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Cable TV (Dare To Be Stupid, The TV Album)
Callin' In Sick (Bad Hair Day)
Callin' In Sick (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Canadian Idiot (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Cavity Search (Bad Hair Day)
Check's In The Mail, The ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Christmas At Ground Zero (Alternate Mix) (Headline News CD Single)
Close But No Cigar (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Cockroaches (Peter And The Wolf)
Complicated Song, A (Poodle Hat)
Confessions Part III (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Couch Potato (Poodle Hat)
Dare To Be Stupid (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Dare To Be Stupid (Instrumental) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Do I Creep You Out (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Dog Eat Dog (Polka Party, Al-In-The-Box)
Don't Download This Song (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Don't Wear Those Shoes (Polka Party)
Eat It (In 3-D, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
eBay (Poodle Hat)
Everything You Know Is Wrong (Bad Hair Day, Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Fat (Even Worse, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Finale (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Frank's 2000" TV (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Fun Zone (UHF)
Gandhi II (UHF)
Generic Blues (UHF, Al-In-The-Box)
Genius In France (Poodle Hat)
George Of The Jungle (Dare To Be Stupid)
Germs (Running With Scissors)
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch (Dare To Be Stupid)
Good Enough For Now (Polka Party)
Good Old Days (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Gotta Boogie ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Grapefruit Diet (Running With Scissors)
Gump (Bad Hair Day, Gump CD LP)
Happy Birthday ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Al-In-The-Box)
Hardware Store (Poodle Hat)
Harvey the Wonder Hamster (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Headline News (Headline News CD Single, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Here's Johnny (Polka Party, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Hooked On Polkas (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
Hot Rocks Polka, The (UHF)
Hummingbirds (Peter And The Wolf)
I Can't Watch This (Off The Deep End, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Iguana (Peter And The Wolf)
I Lost On Jeopardy (In 3-D, Greatest Hits 1, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
I Love Rocky Road ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
I Remember Larry (Bad Hair Day)
I Think I'm A Clone Now (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
I Want A New Duck (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
I Was Only Kidding (Off The Deep End)
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
I'll Sue Ya (Straight Outta Lynwood)
I'm So Sick Of You (Bad Hair Day)
Introduction (Carnival Of The Animals, Part 2) (Peter And The Wolf)
Introduction (Peter And The Wolf) (Peter And The Wolf)
Isle Thing (UHF)
It's All About The Pentiums (Running With Scissors)
Jerry Springer (Running With Scissors)
Jurassic Park (Alapalooza, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
King Of Suede (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Lasagna (Even Worse, Greatest Hits 1, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Let Me Be Your Hog (UHF)
Like A Surgeon (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Livin' In The Fridge (Alapalooza, Al-In-The-Box)
Living With A Hernia (Polka Party, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Melanie (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
Midnight Star (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (UHF, TV album, Al-In-The-Box)
Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Mr. Popeil (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder (Running With Scissors)
My Bologna ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Nature Trail To Hell (In 3-D)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The (Bad Hair Day)
Night Santa Went Crazy, The ("Extra Gory" Version) (Amish Paradise Maxi CD)
Ode To A Superhero (Poodle Hat)
One Of Those Days (Polka Party)
One More Minute (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 1, Al-In-The-Box)
Pancreas (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Peter And The Wolf (Peter And The Wolf)
Party At The Leper Colony (Poodle Hat)
Phony Calls (Bad Hair Day)
Pigeons (Peter And The Wolf)
Plumbing Song, The (Off The Deep End)
Polka Party! (Polka Party)
Polka Power! (Running With Scissors)
Polka Your Eyes Out (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Polkamon (Pokemon 2000 Motion Picture Soundtrack)
Polkarama! (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Polkas On 45 (In 3-D, Al-In-The-Box)
Poodle (Peter And The Wolf)
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi (Running With Scissors)
Ricky ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Greatest Hits 1, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Saga Begins, The (Running With Scissors)
Shark (Peter And The Wolf)
She Drives Like Crazy (UHF)
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime (Alapalooza)
Since You've Been Gone (Bad Hair Day, Gump CD LP)
Since You've Been Gone (Karaoke) (Gump CD LP)
Slime Creatures From Outer Space (Dare To Be Stupid)
Smells Like Nirvana (Off The Deep End, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
Snails (Peter And The Wolf)
Spam (UHF, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Spatula City (UHF)
Spy Hard (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Instrumental) (Gump CD LP)
Spy Hard (Orchestral) (Gump CD LP)
Stop Draggin' My Car Around ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White (Even Worse)
Such A Groovy Guy ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
Syndicated Inc. (Bad Hair Day)
Taco Grande (Off The Deep End, Food Album, Al-In-The-Box)
Talk Soup (Alapalooza)
That Boy Could Dance (In 3-D)
Theme From Rocky XIII/The Rye & The Kaiser (In 3-D, Food Album)
This Is The Life (Dare To Be Stupid, Al-In-The-Box)
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long (Even Worse)
Toothless People (Polka Party)
Traffic Jam (Alapalooza)
Trapped In The Drive-Thru (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Trash Day (Poodle Hat)
Trigger Happy (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
Truck Drivin' Song (Running With Scissors)
Twister (Even Worse)
Unicorn (Peter And The Wolf)
Velvet Elvis (Even Worse)
Virus Alert (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Vulture (Peter And The Wolf)
Waffle King (Alapalooza)
Wanna B Ur Lovr (Poodle Hat)
Weasel Stomping Day (Straight Outta Lynwood)
Weird Al Show Theme, The (Running With Scissors)
Whatever You Like (unreleased on album; Internet download only)
When I Was Your Age (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
White And Nerdy (Straight Outta Lynwood)
White Stuff, The (Off The Deep End, Food Album)
Who Stole The Keeshka ("Frankie Yankovic & Friends - Songs Of The Polka King")
Why Does This Always Happen To Me (Poodle Hat)
Yoda (Dare To Be Stupid, Greatest Hits 2, Al-In-The-Box)
You Don't Love Me Anymore (Off The Deep End, Al-In-The-Box)
You Make Me (Even Worse, Al-In-The-Box)
You're Pitiful (unreleased on album; free Internet promo)
Young, Dumb & Ugly (Alapalooza)
Your Horoscope For Today (Running With Scissors)

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